gemmacorrell:

old comic, still true.

gemmacorrell:

old comic, still true.

(via scottishpeanut)


professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

image

(via cakeandgriefcounseling)


steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

(via chibispirit)


(via chibispirit)



paraddict:

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

(via chibihamster)


guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

(via thatravenclawlol)


angelblaines:

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

(via blackandwiteroses)


lieutenantbites:

thank you science

lieutenantbites:

thank you science

(via i-mstillbettingonyou)


the-fangirls-have-the-phonebox:

peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto

As a Canadian who lives near Toronto, I can confirm this and many other things like it.

the-fangirls-have-the-phonebox:

peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto

As a Canadian who lives near Toronto, I can confirm this and many other things like it.

(via quodlibetarian)



leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(via sexiestmechanic)


Q
How do you feel about "It's a metaphor" jokes blowing up on tumblr?
Anonymous
A

fishingboatproceeds:

I think they are hilarious. I’m particularly fond of this one.



britishstarr:

nerdsandgamersftw:

This dog cosplays much better than I could ever hope for.

DeviantArt user Carrisa (Leafeon-ex) created this amazing Umbreon costume for her dog Jaguar.

That’s the coolest thing ever omfg

(via pneumaticpoots)